“Where Will You Take Your Boracay Rum?”

So Boracay Rum is holding a contest asking people "Where Will You Take Your Boracay Rum?" and i thought i'd join it for a few reasons.  

Firstly, because im still high from being on the island for a few days, and secondly, because i'm taking my Boracay Rum many many places in order to loose all the weight i gained from all the food and drinks i've been having.  

So, because i've had 4 days of massive drinking celebrating a wedding, im taking my Boracay Rum which is still in my system to the gym (I've never been to the gym) for some super training in an effort to get my body back into shape.

From there, i'll also need to do a lot of swimming because apparently i not only need to lift some weights, but because i need to do some cardio.

Luckily, my office has a gym and a pool on the 3rd floor of our building and my boss, is a very well read and practiced nutritionist who knows exactly what i need to do.  In fact, he's also gone on to saying that though the gym and pool will help me, im still going to need to do some running, so he's going to tell me exactly what i need to do in order to get fit from all the madness i've been putting into my body.  

So please choose me Boracay Rum as i love the island and really want to go back to Jungle Bar on the next full moon.  I promise you no one is taking your Rum to all the places im taking it to and the reason im taking it all those places is so that i can have some more and find myself back in this situation where ill need to take it places again!

But the best part is, because ill get to do this again!